Thursday, October 25, 2012

Something In The Water?

It seems as though our water here in the Denver area has become contaminated with crazy juice.  We've had quite a few murders around here recently, and they're all pretty grisly:


-17 year old suspect Austin Reed Sigg confessed to his mother the he kidnapped and dismembered 10 year old Jessica Ridgeway.

-Ari Liggett is suspected of dismembering his 56 year old mother.  Her remains were in the back seat of his car when police chased him down.

-Lynell Hill, his brother Joseph Hill and Dexter Lewis are suspects each charged with 5 counts of 1st degree murder, 5 counts of felony murder, 5 counts of robbery and 1 count of arson.  Police say that Young Fero, Daria Pohl, Kellene Fallon, Ross Richter and Tereasa Beesley were burned to death in a robbery cover up at Fero's Bar & Grill.

-James Holmes is the suspect charged with killing 12 people and injuring 58 others by gunshot at a midnight showing of Batman: The Dark Night Rises.

-Dion Rankin is a suspect charged with shooting and killing 18 year old Da Von Flores and wounding another, unnamed 17 year old outside a house party in Littleton.

Could it be something in the water?  As it turns out Niagara Water in California has made a deal to bottle and sell water from Aurora recently, (apparently it's good, but I can't fathom going anywhere near Aurora so I wouldn't know).  When these types of crimes happen, people always turn to each other and ask, "What kind of person could ever do such a thing?"  You really want to know who does these things?

HUMANS!

That's who does things like this.  For all the advances we make as a species, there are still people out there who will perform the lowest, most despicable acts possible... and you share the same ancestors in the magical human race.  They're your human family members, every one.

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